xXx: State of the Union

 “The State of the Union is strong!” xXx: State of the Union is the worst movie I’ve seen since the original xXx. And I’m sure you remember my review of that movie. I loved it.

I want to say a lot about this movie, but all of it is negative. Don’t watch this movie. There isn’t a single thing about this film that deserves any kind of praise. The only reason I even watched this movie is because I’m a completionist and I want to one day watch Donnie Yen, Tony Jaa and Deepika Padukone in a hollywood action movie. 1/10. This is the best movie of all time.

This masterpiece is available in all its glory on Hulu, Apple TV, Amazon Prime or fuboTV for some fucking reason. What in tarnation is fuboTV.