2. Terminator: Dark Fate
I mean it was a bad movie, but it holds a special place in my heart for taking a full day’s worth of my attention when I was isolated at home when I caught COVID early March. It’s a fine action movie, but it failed because they were trying to appease many different demographics, and ended up pissing everyone off.
The protagonists are gruff, macho and aggro: For people who like aggro protagonists
The protagonists are women: For the w0m3n
The movie is set mainly in Mexico: For the ethnic vote (yes I know they do that in T2)
The protagonists are Hispanic: For the ethnic vote
There’s a damsel in distress: For the closeted misogynists with hero complexes
There’s a border wall issue: For the liberals
There’s guns: For the conservatives
You see what I mean about them trying to make a movie for everyone, but pissing everyone off? In any case, support my patreon, I’m trying to make a short parody movie about Arnold Schwarzenegger as Carl the terminator with a drapery business.
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