3. xXx: Return of Xander Cage
In this installment of me having a very closeted gay crush on Vin Diesel, we watch as Vinny insults strong women, Indians, Indonesians, weak women, the Chinese, working women, and other various Asian demographics. Nina Dobrev and Indian actress Deepika Padukone are in this movie, and I’d give anything to be a fly on the wall for the first time the ladies had to read the script, and realized they were essentially just groupies for Vin.
I liked that this film involved a number of characters to complicate things, rather than unnamed knockoff Che Guevarra played by Carlos with a thousand disposable henchmen. I also like Diesel. Please notice me, senpai!
Here’s my full review.
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